Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2005)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Photos
Quotes
-
Alan : If I ever had a... a woman like that, I... I would cherish her, I would worship her, I would start a small country and put her face on a stamp, so I could lick the back of her head.
-
Alan : What does marriage have to do with sex?
-
Alan : When you're with a woman like Sherri, who's sooo gosh darn beautiful that you get excited just thinking about her... how do you... keep the sprinklers from going off while you're still mowing?
