Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003)

Darryl Sivad: Cab Driver

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• Cab Driver : Your mother sounds like a real piece of work.

  Charlie : Oh, you have no idea, my friend. My mother took my baby brother and dipped him in *sissy sauce* and turned him into the people-pleasing control freak you see today.

  Alan Harper : That's right! And, and, she made *him* so scared of intimacy, that, that he has just this endless stream of girls running in and out of his life.

  Charlie : Damn her!

  Cab Driver : You know, many psychologists agree that until the core maternal relationship is resolved, most men are doomed to repeat dysfunctional childhood patterns.

  Charlie : Just drive the cab, Dr. Phil!