Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (2003)

Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper

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Quotes 

• Charlie : [answers the door]  Hey, Judith. Alan's at work.

  Judith Harper : [really upset]  I know where Alan is. I came to talk to *you*.

  Charlie : Me? But you don't like me.

  Judith Harper : I don't.

  Charlie : [smiling]  I like you.

  Judith Harper : Jake's fourth grade class was given a simple assignment: draw something interesting you see around the house. One child drew a record player, another drew a parrot. My son drew this.

  Judith Harper : [gets a picture out of her purse]  A woman's behind with a butterfly tattoo.

  Charlie : [pensively]  On the right cheek. I'll have to just act surprised.

  Judith Harper : I asked him where he saw this. He said, "In Uncle Charlie's kitchen."

  Charlie : Well, you gotta admit, it beats the hell out of a parrot!