Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Sarah Like Puny Alan (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : [Charlie wants Alan to go on a double date] Alright. Even if I weren't deathly ill, which I am, I wouldn't go on a blind double-date with *you*.
Charlie Harper : Why not?
Alan Harper : Summer of my junior year? The Seals & Crofts concert? You got the incredible cheerleader and I got her sister... the Incredible Hulk!
Charlie Harper : Oh, yeah. She really took a shine to you.
Alan Harper : [imitating his date] "Sarah like puny Alan".
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Charlie Harper : Alan, trust me. I've seen the sister. Her name is Desiree.
Alan Harper : I don't care what her name is!
Charlie Harper : Desiree, Alan. That's like "desire" with a "yay!" at the end.
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Charlie Harper : Yeah, we're done. Now we're gonna get your father back on his feet.
Jake Harper : How?
Charlie Harper : Well... Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
Jake Harper : [excited] Sure!
Alan Harper : [shocked] Charlie!
Jake Harper : [scene cuts to a sauna full of fat, sweaty men] This was a dirty trick, Uncle Charlie.