Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2005)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [about their Mom]  You can't show weakness, Alan, she'll sense it. Like the hooded cobra senses the rapid heartbeat of a panic-stricken kangaroo rat.

  Alan Harper : But, don't you feel even a little bit sorry for her?

  Charlie Harper : Does the mongoose feel sorry for the wounded garden snake? Does the dingo feel sorry for the slow-crawling Australian baby?