Undeclared (TV Series)

So You Have a Boyfriend (2002)

Monica Keena: Rachel Lindquist

Quotes 

• Rachel Lindquist : [gives advice to Steven about Lizzie]  All women *are* crazy. That's why I don't have any friends that are girls. Because they're crazy!

  Marshall Nesbitt : Don't say that, because some girls are really great.

  Rachel Lindquist : You are gonna be in hell.

  Marshall Nesbitt : Maybe you like hell, right?

  Steven Karp : [Lizzie approaches]  Actually, guys, be quiet, because she's actually . . . here she comes.

  Rachel Lindquist : I've lived with her for one day, and I can already tell she's *crazy*. Have you seen her screensaver? It's a picture of her boyfriend's head.

  Marshall Nesbitt : And one day, it's gonna be a picture of *Steven's* head.

  Rachel Lindquist : I think it could be my head.