Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : Ryan, hurry up! Your sister needs that painting to go to school!

  Ryan Malloy : [down in the basement]  Uh-oh, they didn't forget I was down here as I hoped. I know. I'll save the day with a painting of my own, cover it, and fail to believe there will be any consequences.

  [a lot of buckets of paint just stand ready] 

  Ryan Malloy : Uh! Just like kindergarten. Except without the beatings!

• [last lines] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [a year later, and Tiffany's drawing is now a TV animation]  Who could be so low as to steal a young girl's painting from the garbage?

  Ryan Malloy : [in Hollywood, where the culprit's now a bigwig]  I don't care what the writers think! It's the Ryan Malloy package. I'm an agent, I run this town! The Olsen twins will do nudity and like it!