Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Artist and the Con Artist (1999)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [after Barbara got an A+ for glorifying her teacher] That's not art! It's kissing up!
Barbara Caufield : Who cares? Like I really wanna be a starving artist living in some attic with bad lighting and rats! Like an agent would if life were fair.
Tiffany Malloy : They say that every time an assistant makes agent, a bell rings in hell.
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[last lines]
Tiffany Malloy : [a year later, and Tiffany's drawing is now a TV animation] Who could be so low as to steal a young girl's painting from the garbage?
Ryan Malloy : [in Hollywood, where the culprit's now a bigwig] I don't care what the writers think! It's the Ryan Malloy package. I'm an agent, I run this town! The Olsen twins will do nudity and like it!