- Mr. Chapel: Will you, ah, help me put this on?
- [picks up a straight jacket lying on the bed]
- KC Griffin: Finally, something that makes complete and total sense.
- KC Griffin: Ow - I get to watch the doggie!
- [in a cute voice while petting a dog]
- Mr. Chapel: Yeah, and you get to walk him to, so don't forget the poop 'n' scoop.
- Mr. Chapel: I think I'm going to miss me. I was a great guy.
- [watching a court proceeding trial about his faked death]
- KC Griffin: Hum. Time will ease the pain.