- [Pretending to have killed a female client]
- Chapel: Women. For a guy like me, it's always gonna end at some incinerator, holding a piece of footwear.
- [Remembering his time in El Salvador]
- Colonel: Have you ever been beaten half to death by wooden rakes?
- Mr. Chapel: I sat through "The English Patient".
- KC Griffin: [reading a post card from Elena] On the flight all of us took a very democratic vote and we decided to return Ponce and Rumano to El Salvador. Or maybe it was Nicaragua. Hard to tell from ten thousand feet.
- Chapel: Yeah.
- KC Griffin: Now that's tough love. Whoa.