Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Katy Piper Story (1965)

Michael Burns: Barnaby West

Quotes 

• Barnaby West : Aren't those initials after her name? MD? Doesn't that mean Medical Doctor?

  Charlie Wooster : From here it looks like Many Daughters to me.

• Barnaby West : Seventeen. A gunman. Now he's dead.

  Charlie Wooster : Well, it wasn't your fault, Barney.

  Barnaby West : But I shot at him, Charlie. He didn't shoot at me.

  Charlie Wooster : How could you know that this was just a piece of junk he was pointing at you and not a gun?

• Barnaby West : 7 to 9. NO TROUBLE! I was counting on at least one of them being 16 or 17 years old. That's the kind of trouble I like. Hey, wait a minute!

  Charlie Wooster : Just getting it, huh?

  Barnaby West : How can she have four daughters in two years?

• Barnaby West : Where're all your girls?

  Dr. Katy Piper : Out stalking a husband for me. So they don't end up with an eighty-year old spinster mother.

  Barnaby West : How'd you collect all of them anyway?

  Dr. Katy Piper : Oh, you and the judge. And they women are snoopy.

• Cooper Smith : Your hand?

  Barnaby West : That's only part of it. All of me is sick, My hand, my heart, my head. If I knew what the word soul meant, I'd say that was sick too. Coop, did you ever have to break the news to somebody a person they love was dead.

  Cooper Smith : After the second battle at Bull Run, my buddy's mother.

  Barnaby West : Did you tell her you shot her? All right, so now you know. So don't ask me to find a new mountain pass or something. I've gotta find a brave man, brave enough to tell a mother that he murdered her 17 year old son.

• Barnaby West : Well, what could I help him with?

  Dr. Katy Piper : Blood. A transfusion.

  Barnaby West : Why don't you give him mine. I seem to have too much of it.