Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Katy Piper Story (1965)

Frank McGrath: Charlie Wooster

Quotes 

• Barnaby West : Aren't those initials after her name? MD? Doesn't that mean Medical Doctor?

  Charlie Wooster : From here it looks like Many Daughters to me.

• Barnaby West : Seventeen. A gunman. Now he's dead.

  Charlie Wooster : Well, it wasn't your fault, Barney.

  Barnaby West : But I shot at him, Charlie. He didn't shoot at me.

  Charlie Wooster : How could you know that this was just a piece of junk he was pointing at you and not a gun?

• Barnaby West : 7 to 9. NO TROUBLE! I was counting on at least one of them being 16 or 17 years old. That's the kind of trouble I like. Hey, wait a minute!

  Charlie Wooster : Just getting it, huh?

  Barnaby West : How can she have four daughters in two years?

• Charlie Wooster : This is our family Bible. And all the deaths and births and marriages was written in here by my father. Only trouble is, he had rheumatism so doggone bad, you can hardly read his writing. And it got worse every year. I was, let's see, I was the eighth, youngest child. My name was Charlie. Here I am. Right here. Charles. That's it, see. See how bad his writing was and the crooked way he wrote numbers. Let's see, where are we now? It's 1869. Now if this reads eighteen and seven, does it, yeah. Then I'm 62. Yup. However this nought here looks more like a one, don't it? In which case I would be 52. Right?

  [More deciphering and discussing with the girls continue] 

  Charlie Wooster : That'd be 1847. I'd be 22 years old.

• Charlie Wooster : Why don't you go with her, Coop? We're scared the spots off those Arapahoes. They're not coming back.

  Cooper Smith : Bill?

  Bill Hawks : Go ahead, Coop. From now on we'll be in Navaho territory. Have a treaty with them.