"There's No Business" concludes with the Sweathogs stunned to have Kotter about to embark on a show business career that will leave them behind. Gabe's agent Peter Charnoff (Sam Weisman) reports that the upcoming 32 week tour ups the ante to $600 a week. On the verge of sealing the deal, Kotter receives an unexpected visit from Mr. Woodman, reporting how the Sweathogs have given up: "they're like extras in a zombie movie!" With his dream of fame and fortune so close to reality, Gabe lets his heart do the talking during his farewell performance, and returns to the classroom to do what he was born to do. Woodman welcomes him back with typical aplomb: "your dream is over, you better get back to your nightmare!"
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