Who's the Boss? (TV Series)
Briefless Encounter (1984)
Tony Danza: Tony Micelli
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Quotes
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Tony : You're doing this all wrong. You're wasting valuable time. I mean, look. First, you got to come over here to put on your panties, right? Then you got to come all the way back over here to put on your bra. And then you got to chug way back over here to put on your pantyhose.
Angela : What were you before you came here, a female impersonator?
Tony : Can't you see you're wasting 10, 15 seconds of your life every morning? I want this place to run like a well-oiled machine.
Angela : If you had it your way, I'd be getting dressed on a conveyer belt.
Tony : Not a bad idea.
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Mona Robinson : Oh, it is such a joy immersing myself in academia. I spent hours in the library re-reading my notes on Freud. What a brilliant mind. He saw filth in everything.
Tony : [indicating his cleaning supplies] So do I.
Mona Robinson : Well, I'm going to go have an after-school snack. All that talk about fruit cakes and nuts made me hungry.
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Mona Robinson : Tony's my - housekeeper-in-law.
Cindy Morrell : [to Tony] You work for Mona's daughter?
Tony : Yeah, you know. She brings home the bacon and I fry it.