Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 430 (2004)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Party Quirks", where his quirk was "Series of delivery guys in porn films"]  I had to just think, what that'd be like, 'cause I've never, uh...

  [Colin laughs sarcastically] 

• Greg Proops : [in "Funeral", about Joe who died tragically in a fishing accident]  Little Billy, you were with Joe when he passed on that day. You were in the boat with him.

  [Ryan pretends to cry; audience awws] 

  Greg Proops : Would you like to share something with us today, Billy? You can hear the sympathetic voices.

  Ryan Stiles : I was in the boat that day.

  Greg Proops : Yes.

  Ryan Stiles : I feel partly responsible for Joe's death. I actually saved him, but as you know, Joe's a small man, I threw him back.

  [pretends to cry] 

  Ryan Stiles : I had him right there in my hands and I threw him back. I didn't even measure him, he might've been okay, I don't know.

  Greg Proops : That's all right. You, you mustn't...

  Ryan Stiles : It's the law!

• Colin Mochrie , Greg Proops , Ryan Stiles : [in "Funeral", all singing at the same time]  Here, lies, Joe. / Why, did, he, go? / Fishing was his life, / Now I sleep with his wife!