Will & Grace (TV Series)

Alley Cats (1999)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

Quotes 

• Jack McFarland : I know CPR.

  Karen Walker : You know CPR?

  Jack McFarland : Oh yeah. I had to do it on my father when I told him I was gay. Only I think it just confused him even more...

• Jack McFarland : Here's a little acronym that'll help you: C.T.A.P.T.N.T.T.H.A.B.M.T.M.

  Karen Walker : Here's a little acronym for you, honey: What the hell are you talking about?

• Karen Walker : I had a near-death experience last night.

  Jack McFarland : Wow! Did you see God? Is she mad at me?

  Karen Walker : Come on, Jack, this is serious. It was at The Palm last night with Stan, and he started choking on his rack of lamb. Well, my first instinct was to watch it play out, but it was really attracting attention, so...

  Jack McFarland : Omigod, is he OK?

  Karen Walker : Oh, yeah, he's fine. Javier the busboy gave him the Heimlich. Gosh, I should probably get him something as a 'Thank You'. Maybe the rest of his family from Cuba.