- Grace Adler: What are you doing?
- Will Truman: Watching the Nicks game.
- Grace Adler: Why? Did they get new cute boy cheerleaders?
- Will Truman: Hey, I'm allowed to watch sports okay? Cos I'm a guy. That's what guys do. Now get me a beer.
- [Grace looks away and back puzzled]
- Will Truman: Who am I kidding? I want a spritzer. I'll never pull this off.
- Grace Adler: What is happening to you?
- Will Truman: I told Matt that I'm a sports nut. That I love watching sports, that I particularly love playing baseball and that I'm really good at it.
- Grace Adler: How quick can you get out of town?
- Will Truman: What should I do? Do you think I can fake my way through this?
- [Grace carefully, slowly and exaggeratedly picks up an orange and high lobs it towards Will]
- Will Truman: [Will watches it sail past and hit the floor without moving]
- Grace Adler: I'd say no.
- [Grace opens the door and sees the bare floor]
- Grace Adler: Where's my paper?
- [Mr Zamir leaves his apartment]
- Grace Adler: Mr Zamir? Mr Zamir!
- Mr. Zamir: I didn't take your paper.
- Grace Adler: How did you know that's what I was going to ask you about?
- Mr. Zamir: Every day I tell you I didn't take your paper.
- Grace Adler: And every day you take it.
- Mr. Zamir: You got me there.