Will & Grace (TV Series)

Love Plus One (2000)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Karen : [On the telephone at work]  You're a wicked little schoolboy to be talking to me like this at work. I'm going to make you stay after school and bang the erasers.

  [Will and Grace walk in] 

  Karen : Okay, you like it rough, don't you, you dirty little monkey? Yeah, next time I see you, I'm going to bend you over my knee...

  [looks up at Will and Grace] 

  Karen : Oh, crap, I've got to go. Mom and Mom are home.

  Will : [to Grace]  Now we know how she's making that extra $2.95 a minute.

• Grace : I mean, can you imagine me in a three-way?

  [Will and Karen laugh] 

  Karen : Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.

  Grace : Come on, it's not outside the realm of possibility.

  Will : Grace, I can see me in a three-way. I can see Karen in a two-way.

  Karen : Oh, honey, every night with Stan is a three-way: him, me, and Johnny Walker Black. Just the three of us.

  Will : But you're just not that girl.

  Karen : [laughs]  No way. No how.

  Grace : Hey, I have been know to get a little crazy in the boudoir. Some might even call me... kinky.

  [Will and Karen laugh hysterically] 

  Will : Sweetheart, people who are kinky never use the word "kinky".

  Karen : And who the hell says "boudoir"? "Hey, look at me. I'm kinky, and I'm in the boudoir."

• Will : [sees Jack at the Banana Republic]  Hey, I just received a message saying that you have a new job, and you're going to buy *me* dinner. There's, like, eighteen things wrong with that sentence.

  Jack : Will, the Banana has changed my life. It's all about the Banana.

  Will : Hasn't it always been?