Will & Grace (TV Series)

Lows in the Mid-Eighties, Part I (2000)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

Quotes 

• Jack : [to Will over the phone before Will comes out]  Well, if you're wanting to make muskrat love with your girlfriend, why are you on the phone with me?

  Will : [silent] 

  Jack : Yeah. I thought so. You're my new best friend; call me every five minutes!

• Will : Me? I'm not gay.

  Jack : Well, this well-worn copy of the Dreamgirls soundtrack begs to differ.

• Jack : [to Will, trying to get him to admit he's gay]  You're gayer than the day is long. You're Marvin Gaye! And let me tell you, ain't no closet big enough!

• Jack : Tom's queer, dear.

• Jack : Yeah, guys our little Pammy's in a pickle, and, uh, shouldn't we help her find her way back to a place called hope?

  Karen : Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. It's a four day drive and a boat trip to a place called Hope.