Will & Grace (TV Series)

Secrets and Lays (1999)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : Your cook's name is "Cook"?

  Karen Walker : No Grace he has a name! I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me. "Where are my damn eggs... Paul!" Paul. Oh god, Paul is dead? Now who the hell is going to cook for us?!

  Will Truman : I guess this concludes the mourning period.

• [Will, Jack and Karen are playing scrabble] 

  Will : Spramp is not a word Jack.

  Jack : Yes it is. "Every morning I spramp my face with water"

• Will Truman : [About Jack]  Ladies and Gentlemen, Give it up for Puff Mommy.

• Will Truman : Allow me, to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.

  Grace Adler : Jack, don't you think it would be nice if you went with Will so that he didn't have to be alone?

  Jack McFarland : [Reluctantly]  OK.

  Will Truman : Very well, I will hunt and gather with our womenfolk.