"Will & Grace" The Buying Game (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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Quotes 

  • Jack : Karen, I can't do it any more. Every day I come in here, and I touch your naked body. We don't talk, there's no emotion. I'm acting like a straight guy, and it's making me sick. I took an oath in front of God and my mother; I'm here, I'm queer, Get used to it.

  • Jack McFarland : [Trying to get some guinea pigs for him to test his massaging on]  I love people. As long as they're not hairy... or smelly... or have the dreaded 'backney'. Ew! Ok, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?

    Will Truman : Smelly.

    Grace Adler : Hairy.

    [They both leave] 

    Jack McFarland : Thank you, friends.

    [Jack looks at Karen] 

    Karen Walker : Backney.

  • Jack McFarland : [beginning a massage practice session with Karen]  Now, I want you to take off your robe, and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. The sheet will drape you, so...

    Karen Walker : Yeah, I've done this before, honey. Skin to the wind.

    Jack McFarland : [Karen lies down as Jack starts to put the sheet over her]  Wow, Karen, you could bounce a quarter off that thing.

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