Will & Grace (TV Series)
The Buying Game (1998)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
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Quotes
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Grace Adler : You know what? I'm sorry. I can't just turn it on and off like you. If you prick me, I bleed, and right now, I am bleeding because of a particularly unforgivable prick!
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Grace Adler : [gradually coming unhinged as she explains how horrible her life is] And I was in Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity looking *thing* bumps into me and says, "Excuse me... *ma'am!*"
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Will Truman : Don't hate me.
Grace Adler : Don't talk to me.
Will Truman : I have to talk to you.
Grace Adler : I have to hate you.
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Jack McFarland : [Trying to get some guinea pigs for him to test his massaging on] I love people. As long as they're not hairy... or smelly... or have the dreaded 'backney'. Ew! Ok, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
Will Truman : Smelly.
Grace Adler : Hairy.
[They both leave]
Jack McFarland : Thank you, friends.
[Jack looks at Karen]
Karen Walker : Backney.
