Will & Grace (TV Series)

Will on Ice (1999)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Popcorn Vendor : Popcorn?

  Will Truman : Yes popcorn. I've been calling you for like an hour!

  Popcorn Vendor : Oh so you were the one! I thought it was the 49,000 other people that are in here.

• Jack McFarland : I don't like Grace.

  Will Truman : What are you talking about? You like Grace!

  Jack McFarland : I'm sort of not into her right now.

  Will Truman : Sort of not into her? She's a person, not tandoori chicken.

• Grace Adler : Ok. I don't think Jack likes me.

  Will Truman : Ohh! What are you talking about? Jack loves you.

  Grace Adler : No. Jack loves you. I came along with the deal. See, you're the hamburger, and I'm that little cup of coleslaw. You don't order it, but, pfft, there it is on the plate.

• Jack McFarland : I need you to make a decision for me, and I need you to make it now.

  Will Truman : Don't have the sex change. They never work out.