Will & Grace (TV Series)

William, Tell (1998)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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Quotes 

• Grace : So, what could it be that he didn't tell you and he didn't tell me? It must be something he didn't want us to know!

  Jack : Good work Nancy Drew. Let's meet up at Old Mystery Creek!

• Will Truman : Oh, you girls are going to have a ball, braiding each other's hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.

  Jack McFarland : Oh, you mean, like, "How to tell if your best friend's a bitch?" Yeah, I already took it. You are.

• Will Truman : Ok, ok, we'll stop.

  Jack McFarland : No, you won't, because you can't help yourself. You were born bitter, nasty, mean-spirited, and, of course, chunky. And Grace, you're not much better. You're a follower without an ounce of decency.

• Jack : [about Will]  Besides, the odds are against him. He's only been with like 5 people in the past 8 years, he's like a humpback whale. Without the hump.

• [about Will] 

  Grace : Oh, my God, he's on drugs. He's doing drugs. Without me. Not that I do drugs, but I'd like to be asked.

  Jack : You know what else he wouldn't tell us. If he's sick. What if he needs a kidney. Oh, God, he needs a kidney. Not that I'd give him one, but I'd like to be asked.

• [Jack is going to work for Grace until Karen returns] 

  Will : Oh, you girls are going to have a ball, braiding each other's hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.

  Jack : Oh, you mean, like, "How To Tell If Your Best Friend's a Bitch?" Yeah, I already took it. You are.

• Grace Adler : [a delivery man arrives at her office]  Oh, you want to be useful? Help the man standing behind you with the big package.

  Jack McFarland : Grace, don't tease me.