- Kevin Arnold: Margaret, can I ask you something? Why do you have three pigtails?
- Margaret Farquhar: Cos you never know when you're gonna need an extra rubber band.
- Norma Arnold: [from the other room] Kevin, who was that at the door?
- [enters the kitchen]
- Norma Arnold: Margaret?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Uh oh! I could see Mom's radar working overtime. In about three seconds, she was going to fall in love.
- Kevin Arnold: She can't stay, Mom!
- Norma Arnold: Now, I'm sure she can stay for just a little while. Can't you, Margaret?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Oh fine! Why don't we just adopt her?