The X-Files (TV Series)

Hollywood A.D. (2000)

Wayne Federman: Wayne Federman

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• Wayne Federman : Looks like your underground hero went from counterculture to counterfeiter.

  Fox Mulder : One more pun and I pull out my gun.

• Wayne Federman : It's actually... It's a writer-slash-producer.

  Mulder : Well, that's actually just a hindrance-slash-pain-in-the-neck.

• Wayne Federman : Just curious if she's more than your partner.

  Mulder : Enough, Wayne.

  Wayne Federman : Hey, whatever.

• Wayne Federman : I like the way you guys work. No warrants, no permission, no research. You're like studio executives with guns.

• Fox Mulder : You know, sometimes truth can be stranger than fiction.

  Wayne Federman : Well, fiction is quicker than truth and cheaper.

• Wayne Federman : [Giving the agents the movie pitch]  It's a Silence of the Lambs meets Greatest Story Ever Told type thing. It's... Beautiful.

  [Scully and Mulder just stare at him] 

• Wayne Federman : How about the shroud of Turin?

  Cardinal O'Fallon : No, afraid not. But we do have the bathrobe of St. Peter.

  Wayne Federman : You're kidding.

  Cardinal O'Fallon : Yes I am.

• Fox Mulder : [Federman asked Mulder who he sees playing Mulder in the movie]  How about Richard Gere?

  Wayne Federman : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ha ha ho ho, yeah, okay. Um, seriously, what if I said to you the name, Gary Shandling?

  Fox Mulder : Wayne, you're breaking up. It sounded like you said Gary Shandling.

• Wayne Federman : You both are crazy

  Fox Mulder : Why do you say that?

  Wayne Federman : [Looking at Mulder]  Well, you're crazy for believing what you believe.

  [Turning to Scully] 

  Wayne Federman : And you're crazy for Not believing what he believes.

  [They both give him an odd look, as he gets up] 

  Wayne Federman : I'll leave you with that.