The X-Files (TV Series)
Hollywood A.D. (2000)
Garry Shandling: Fox Mulder, Garry Shandling
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Quotes
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Téa Leoni : Is that your flashlight, Mulder, or are you just happy to be lying on top of me?
Garry Shandling : It's my flashlight... Oh that.
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Garry Shandling : Do you dress to the left or to the right?
Fox Mulder : Wh... huh... what do you mean?
Garry Shandling : Look, when I play a character, I need to find his center, his sort of rudder, so to say. And then every thing comes from that.
Fox Mulder : I guess mostly to the left.
Garry Shandling : Mostly?
Fox Mulder : Most of the time.
Garry Shandling : Most of the time... To the left... Wardrobe!
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Cigarette Smoking Pontiff : I'll offer you a deal. You give me the Lazarus bowl and I'll give you Scully.
Téa Leoni : Mulder!
Garry Shandling : How about this deal? You give me Scully, I don't smash the Lazarus bowl and shove the pieces where the Son of God don't shine you Cigarette-Smoking Mackerel Snapper.
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Zombie : Come on, man. Don't break the bowl. We don't wanna go back to being dead. There's no food, no women, no dancing. Save the bowl and we'll dump that ciggy-smoking stooge for you, and you'll be the new king of the dead.
Garry Shandling : I'd rather serve in heaven than rule in hell.