Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

God Fearing Child (2000)

Kevin Sorbo: Hercules

Quotes 

• Xena : This kid's going to change our lives completely.

  Gabrielle : Yeah. I'm gonna be more alert Xena. I'm worried about its safety.

  Xena : We do seem to find our share of trouble...

  Hercules : [Hercules suddenly enters with a stuffed hydra toy]  Yeah, like the big trouble you found when you forgot to tell an old friend of yours you were about to have a baby!

  Xena : Hey old friend, did you hear that I'm about to have a baby?

  Hercules : Well, then I would say congratulations are in order!

  [he hugs Xena] 

  Xena : Good to see ya!

  Hercules : Aw, it's good to see you!

  [to Gabrielle] 

  Hercules : And you!

  [pause] 

  Hercules : Wasn't your hair a little bit longer last time I saw you?

  Gabrielle : I was gonna ask you the same thing...

• Hercules : Xena, I would die before I'd let anyone hurt your child!

• Gabrielle : What is it?

  Hercules : Six behind you.

  Xena : And six behind you. Care to dance?

  Hercules : Are you sure?

  Xena : Sure I'm sure.

  Hercules : Let's dance.

• Hercules : In spite of how I feel, I know that choosing to help me was a decision you made at the risk of losing your husband. And for that, I'm grateful.

• Hercules : The Underworld's a place for the dead. You give birth there, your child will be stillborn.

  Xena : If it's a choice between your father and my child , I choose my child!

  Hercules : Agreed, but let me talk to him first.

• Hercules : Wait, wait, wait. Before anyone goes killing my father, at least let me go and see what this is about!

• Hera : From the moment Zeus and I created mortals, I've spent my time hating them for the infidelities he shared with them. But once I forgave him, I realized that humanity is the only creation I am truly proud of.

  Hercules : Never thought I'd say this. I believe you. But how can I be sure you won't change your mind?

  Hera : Because of the lesson I regret teaching you long ago, Hercules. Parents should never outlive their children.