Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Hooves and Harlots (1995)

Renée O'Connor: Gabrielle

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• Gabrielle : [Gabrielle shows Xena a long stick]  It's a walking stick. It's very useful. You can walk with it, you can lean on it, if you need a rest and you can kill nasty little critters if you wanna lie down. Yeah. It's got a good feel!

  Xena : Let me look at this.

  [Xena takes the stick and shows off] 

  Xena : Hmm... not bad!

  Gabrielle : Or you could that, yeah!

• Xena : [being caught in Amazon territory]  We'd like safe passage through your hunting grounds.

  Terreis : My name is Terreis. You know the Amazon ways and yet, you're not one of us.

  [turns to Gabrielle] 

  Terreis : And you're *really* not one of us!

  Gabrielle : Hey, don't judge a scroll by its paper!

• Gabrielle : What do you think of this one?

  Xena : It's lovely. What's it for?

  Gabrielle : It's a walking stick. It's very useful. You can walk with it; you can lean on it, if you need a rest. And, you can kill nasty little critters if you wanna lie down. Yeah. It's got a good feel.

  Xena : Let me look at this.

  [Xena swings the stick around] 

  Xena : Hmm! Not bad.

• Gabrielle : Come, now.

  Gabrielle : I'm sorry, you must have me mistaken for a pet.

  Ephiny : Would you come with me?

  Gabrielle : That's better.