Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Motherhood (2000)

Kevin Smith: Ares

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Quotes 

• Ares, God of War : [after Xena shot him with an arrow and is now being tied up]  You shot me! I'm the God of War! Nobody shoots the God of War!

• Athena : You healed them without my blessing? That's impossible.

  Ares : I gave up my immortality to save them.

  Athena : Why?

  Ares : I'm sorry, but I got a thing for her.

• Ares : You're not gonna kill me, are you?

  Xena : Why ever not?

  Ares : Because I love you. Yeah, I love you.

  [Xena looks shocked] 

• Athena : All you had to do was distract her! How was she able to stop Gabrielle?

  Ares : How does Xena do anything? She just *does*.

• Ares : [Ares appears]  Quite a load you've got there.

  [Xena points crossbow at Ares] 

  Ares : Take it easy. I'm here to make you an offer.

  Eve : Like she'd trust anything you said, you lying bastard!

  [Clutching Xena's leg on the ground] 

  Ares : We'll make you a god.

  Xena : And what about Eve and Gabrielle?

  Ares : Gabrielle we can negotiate, but Eve... She's our death warrant; she has to die.

  [Xena repositions crossbow at Ares] 

  Ares : . Ya know, this is the second time since you became Xena: Slayer of Gods that we've faced off one-on-one, and you still haven't been able to pull the trigger.

  [Xena pulls the trigger, shooting Ares in the leg, hitting him in the face, and wrapping him in Hephaestus' chains]