Xena: Warrior Princess (TV Series)

Old Ares Had a Farm (2001)

Lucy Lawless: Xena

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• Xena : Ares, you've gotta do something that no one would ever suspect of you.

  Ares : Like what?

  Xena : How are you at shovelin' shit?

• Xena : My grandmother used to sit in this chair and rock and tell me stories of the Olympian gods.

  Ares : Bet she didn't know you'd grow up to kill most of them.

• Xena : Who are you?

  Zeke : [caught off guard]  They call me "Battling Zeke."

  Xena : [with a little half-smile]  Nobody ever called you that, you just made that up. But unless you want to be known as "dead Zeke," you'll be moving on.