- Mabel Wheeler: I can't remember the last time I had a glass of champagne.
- Mrs. Blanche Lipton: You're not having one now. It doesn't mix with brown ale.
- Mabel Wheeler: I haven't had any brown ale.
- Mrs. Blanche Lipton: There's a drop in the bottle on the side, help yourself.
- Mabel Wheeler: That'll be nice.
- Henry Livingstone: Can I have some?
- Alf Stokes: No, it'll make you drunk.
- Mrs. Blanche Lipton: Plenty of water in the tap, Henry.
- Henry Livingstone: [mimicking Mabel] That'll be nice.