Scrubs (TV Series)

My Way Home (2006)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Elliot : Oh really, becasuse you never went to assface school but you seem to be an expert at that

• Dr. Cox : Your endocrinology fellowship lasted all of five days. Granted, to you five days may seem like an eternity as it's roughly five times as long as any of your pasty relationships have lasted. But trust me, that hardly makes you an expert.

  Elliot : Oh really? Because you never went to assface school, but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?

  J.D. : [didn't hear conversation, but high-fives Elliot]  Here's some!

  Dr. Cox : You're going to high five THAT? Bi-hig mistake.

  J.D. : I didn't know what I was high-fiving. I gotta stop doing that.

  Elliot : Did you eat my mango body butter?

  J.D. : No.

  [thinking] 

  J.D. : I smeared it on a bagel.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Reid, out hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist, Dr Burk, had to cancel his talk on fear of public speaking.

  Elliot : Why, because he's afraid of speaking in public? Yeah...

  [chuckles] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No. His depression finally got the best of him and he hung himself... Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person for an intensive Q & A on endocrinology. Be in the classroom at six.

  [walks away] 

  Dr. Cox : And Barbie... say, if it's cold in there, you can just borrow my lab coat; it's super warm because I lined it with these... ta-daaa!

  [opens his coat, pages of endocrinology text books attached on its intern] 

• Elliot : J.D., there is just no way that I'm going to be able to pull this off. In a few hours, I'm going to have a room full of specialists firing questions at me. I gonna be a bigger fraud than Barry Bonds!

  J.D. : [Voice over]  OK, you knew he's an athlete of some kind. Just say something general.

  [Out loud] 

  J.D. : Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays.