Scrubs (TV Series)

My Way Home (2006)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : So if I understand correctly, you left my only child with a creepy borderline psychotic who hates everyone?

  Carla : How is that different from leaving him with you?

  Dr. Cox : I have freckles.

• Dr. Cox : Trust me Carla, when you do have your own kid, you're gonna find you had the courage to be a parent all along.

  Carla : Thank you.

• Carla : Dr. Cox, why aren't you freaking out? Look at him, your kid's all green and slimy!

  Dr. Cox : I suppose it's because, when Jordan was pregnant, I mentally prepared myself for her giving birth to something green and... slimy.

• Dr. Cox : Carla, look at me and Jordan. You know how we hate everyone?

  Carla : Yeah.

  Dr. Cox : Well, that goes doubly for children. It's true. They're loud, you can't understand them... they're like tiny cab drivers. But, trust me, when you do have your own kid, you won't feel that way.

  Carla : Yeah, what--what will be different?

  Dr. Cox : He'll be yours.

• Carla : [seeing parents with an infant]  That's gonna be us someday.

  Turk : How does that not make you nervous? I mean what if our kid is out of control? Like, I was watching Webster last night, right? And Webster got all into the pancake mix. And baby, I mean all into the pancake mix.

  Carla : Oh, Turk, that's a stupid sitcom.

  [Turk and J.D. gasp] 

  Carla : I mean, that's a sitcom.