Futurama (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Stupid (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Nibblonian Chef, Captain Ahab

Quotes 

• [everyone on Earth except Fry is moronically stupid] 

  Fry : What are we going to do?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.

  Amy Wong : No, let's buy internet stock.

  Dr. Zoidberg : On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.

  Hermes Conrad : [holding a board in front of his face]  Look at me. I'm invisible.

  Fry : Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.

  Bender : Hey, let's all join the Reform party.

  Everyone : Yeah.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Zooka Barooka! First prize is $500 and a lifetime supply of dog food.

  Bender : $500, you say?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Dog food, you say?

• Fry : Hey, Brainley! Think fast!

  [throws bucket of whitewash at Brain] 

  Chief Giant Brain : I always think fast.

  [is hit by bucket and covered in whitewash] 

  Chief Giant Brain : Ow!

  Captain Ahab : The whale! He be white now!

• Bender : Second place? That's a fancy word for losing.

  [whips Zoidberg] 

  Bender : You didn't stick your landing!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Forgive me, my friend?

  Bender : Never!

• Fry : All right, time to reeducate you duncebags. We'll start with U.S Presidents. This is our first president, George Washington.

  [Holds the head of George Washington; The others look confused] 

  Fry : Let's review. Who was our first president?

  Bender : A pickle jar?

  George Washington's Head : Thomas Jefferson?

• Captain Ahab : A gold dubloon for the first man who first spies the white whale!

  [the Giant Brain rocks the boat] 

  Queequeg : Big whale over there!

  Captain Ahab : Arr, I saw it first.