The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Hospital Tannoy

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• [Bart lands in Hell] 

  Satan : Howdy, stranger.

  Bart Simpson : I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

  Satan : Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm the devil.

  [laughs] 

  Satan : And you've earned eternal damnation for your lifetime of evil deeds, Bart. Spitting off the escalator just clinched it.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, I'm innocent, man!

  Satan : [loud, long laugh]  Innocent, huh? Everybody's innocent.

  [continues laughing] 

  Satan : Okay, let's just pull up your file here.

  [Satan begins using a desktop computer, humming to himself] 

  Satan : Hmm, seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now.

  [chuckles] 

  Satan : Boy, is my face red.

  [Bart starts floating upwards] 

  Bart Simpson : Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?

  Satan : Oh, sure, yeah, but uh... nah, you wouldn't like it.

  Bart Simpson : Okay, see you later, then!

  Satan : Good-bye, Bart! Remember... lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!

  Bart Simpson : Yes, sir!

• Lionel Hutz : [Bart is rehearsing being in the courtroom at home with Lionel Hutz]  Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand. How are you, Bart?

  Bart Simpson : [honestly]  Fine.

  Lionel Hutz : [unimpressed]  Oh, fine, isn't that nice? Bart says he's fine. WRONG! YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN!

  Bart Simpson : [sadly]  I am constant pain!