The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Barney Gumble, Sam

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Quotes 

• Lawyer : Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.

  Mr. Burns : I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!

• Lenny Leonard : Hey, Simpson, I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy.

  Homer : Yeah. If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr. Burns' office right now and...

  Waylon Smithers : SIMPSON!

  Homer : Aah!

  [coughing] 

  Waylon Smithers : Mr. Burns wants you to march into his office right now!

  Homer : Uh-oh!

• [the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence] 

  Marge : I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.

  Homer : [whispering]  Will that hold up in court?

  Lionel Hutz : No, I've tried it.

• Dr. Nick Riviera : Bad news! Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the X-Ray. You see that dark spot there?

  [putting a finger on a spot outside Bart's neck] 

  Dr. Nick Riviera : Whiplash.

  Homer : [worried]  Whiplash? Oh no.

  Dr. Nick Riviera : And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No, that's trauma!

• Lionel Hutz : [giving Bart his business card]  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

  Homer : Ooh, classy!