The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet (TV Series)

Night School (1953)

Janet Waldo: Emmy Lou

Quotes 

• Ozzie Nelson : [complaining about night school]  Ever since I enrolled in this darn course, I haven't even had a chance to get out of the house. I haven't seen a moving picture show. I haven't had a chance to go bowling. I haven't been to a lodge meeting. Even home, I haven't had a chance to watch television. Golly, I've just been studying, studying, nothing but study ever since I enrolled, and tonight is my bowling night, too.

  Emmylou : But you're getting an education.

  Ozzie Nelson : [scoffing]  Oh, some education. Woodcraft?

  Emmylou : Woodcraft, using precision tools, carving, sawing. Surely you've gotten something out of that.

  Ozzie Nelson : Well, I've learned how to open a Band-Aid with one hand.