- [at breakfast, Ozzie tells of a near-accident he recently had with a woman driver]
- David Nelson: Is it true that women make the worst drivers, Pop?
- Ozzie Nelson: Oh, no, no, I wouldn't say that, David. I mean, women are much better drivers than small children.
- Harriet Nelson: Now just a minute. I resemble that remark. I'm a woman, y'know, and I feel a little hurt.
- Ricky Nelson: What about me? I'm a small child.