Eddie tells Joy that she needs to scale back on her over-singing in public and the amount of cleavage she shows. Joy responds by telling Eddie that his celebrity impersonations are terrible.
Eddie agrees to review a porn DVD that Jeff rented at his wife's request to "spice things up" in the bedroom. But what will Joy think when she finds Eddie with the movie?
Eddie gives Jeff a bottle of wine from Joy's liquor cabinet as a last-minute birthday present, not knowing that the bottle is worth hundreds of dollars.
Eddie shows no concern when Joy's new bedroom lamp doesn't work, mainly because his lamp works just fine. Jeff becomes frustrated when he discovers that the other guys aren't forced to go to bed at the same time as their wives.
Jeff hires Eddie and Joy's daughter's loser boyfriend, Doug, as Eddie's substitute teacher while he is suspended. And Joy refuses to back up Eddie when he says that Doug and Allison can't sleep together under their roof.
Eddie thinks Kenny is wrong when he turns a case of bad service at a movie theatre concession stand into a racially-motivated incident, but he's afraid to confront him on it.
When a pregnancy scare rattles Eddie and Joy, they decide that they need to take care of business. The mind games begin as Eddie and Joy scheme to get the other to close up shop on their reproductive organs.