The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Not So Suite 16 (2006)

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin

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• Cody Martin : Okay, you can't go wrong buying jewlery. When buying diamonds, follow the rules of the four "c's;" Cut, clarity, carat, and color.

  Zack Martin : Don't foget about the fifth "c." Crime. Which is the only way were going to get any of this.

• Zack Martin : You know, none of the salespeople are gonna take us seriously

  Cody Martin : Of course they will. We just have to act like we know what we're doing. Suave sophisticated. Ahh naked lady! Aaah more naked ladies! Aaaaah!

  Zack Martin : Umm, my brother's just practicing the heimlich maneuver. You can never be too safe!

  Snooty Woman : If I sell ya something cheap do you promise to leave and never come back?

  Zack Martin : How cheap?

  Snooty Woman : The cheapest thing we have is 100 dollars

  Zack Martin : Well, all I have is 12 bucks and a bus token. But I need the bus token to get home

  Snooty Woman : Tell you what. Keep your money and I'll just throw you out for free!

  Cody Martin : But we were just getting to know each other!