- Penfold: What's that?
- Danger Mouse: It's alright, Penfold it'll just be Colonel K with some mind boggling mystery for me to solve.
- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Ah, good show, DM. Got a mind boggling mystery for you to solve.
- Danger Mouse: I'm all ears, Colonel.
- Colonel K: Well, none of us are perfect, DM.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Enter the villain. Baron Silas Greenback, the world's most evil toad and the mastermind behind the evil plan to reduce the world's population of elephants to a bowl full of sugarcubes.
- Danger Mouse: [on top of an elephant] Quick! Follow that Penfold.
- Penfold: [swinging through jungle on vines] Me Penfold Me Lord of the Jungle Me
- [smashes into a tree with a biff]
- Penfold: ... in great pain.