- Narrator: [Describing Penfold] Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem, he falls to pieces.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London, one of the nerve centers of world government, And in the mids of a complex web of streets and buildings, in a quiet corner of Mayfair, lives the greatest guardian of peace and justice in the civilized world. A secret agent so secret that even his codename has a codename. Yes, Dangermouse. To the downtrodden a hero, to the evil, a ruthless enemy.
- Danger Mouse: [the doorbell rings] See who that is, will you Penfold?
- Ernest Penfold: Right, sir.
- Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Dangermouse's trusted assistant Ernest Penfold. Codenamed 'The Jigsaw'. Because when he's faced with a problem, he goes to pieces.
- Danger Mouse: It's alright, Penfold, it self destructed.
- Ernest Penfold: Self destructed?
- Danger Mouse: Yes. You know, that echo sounded just like you?
- Danger Mouse: We'd better split up and look around.
- Ernest Penfold: Right, sir. Er, can I split up and come with you?
- Stiletto: When it come to dirty deeds, Baron, you are the dirtiest.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Oh, I bet you say that to all the great frogs you know.
- Danger Mouse: [Flying to 10 Downing Street] Don't worry, we'll catch him.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Oh, no you won't.
- Danger Mouse: Penfold, don't argue.
- Ernest Penfold: I never spoke. It was, it was him.
- Danger Mouse: Him?
- Baron Silas Greenback: [Appearing on the flying car's video screen] Me.
- Danger Mouse: You?
- Ernest Penfold: Him.
- Baron Silas Greenback: Me.
- Danger Mouse: You?
- Ernest Penfold: Him.