Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Who Stole the Bagpipes? (1981)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• Ernest Penfold : [Arriving at Castle McStrangle]  Oh, what a shame, the front door's locked. So, so we can't get in, and seeing as how I'm hopeless at climbing remote Scottish castles, especially before breakfast, it looks like we'll have to go back empty handed.

  Danger Mouse : Penfold, shush.

  Ernest Penfold : Right, DM. I'm now in a permanent state of shushness.

• Dangermouse : [he and Penfold are chained to cliffs with a laser edging towards them]  You know how some singers can break glass with high notes?

  Penfold : Yes?

  Dangermouse : Well, I used to break up the theatres.

  Dangermouse : [singing loudly]  AhAHAHAHAHAHahahahah!

  [the chains break] 

  Penfold : Hey! That's great!

  Dangermouse : Yes. The theatre owners didn't think so, though.