Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (TV Series)

A Bunny on My Back (2004)

Charlie Adler: Mr. Whiskers

Quotes 

• Brandy Harrington : You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything.

  Mr. Whiskers : [about Arturo]  You won't say that when he comes back with a fork and knife!

• Mr. Whiskers : Don't worry. I'll just be the eyes in the back of you head.

  Brandy Harrington : It's the mouth I'm worried about!

• Brandy Harrington : [to Brandy]  You're sweet.

  Arturo : You are, too.

  Mr. Whiskers : [hissing]  With what! Soy sauce?

• Brandy Harrington : [seeing other ocelots]  Arturo? Arturo, what's going on?

  Arturo : You see, I was going to bring you home for dinner. But I guess everyone wanted to eat out.

  [laughin maniacally] 

  Brandy Harrington : [nervously]  Whiskers, any thoughts?

  Mr. Whiskers : Besides "I told you so"?

  Mr. Whiskers : Not helpful!

• Mr. Whiskers : [to the defeated ocelots]  If you value your lives, you will put your tail between your legs and go back to that mudhole you call home.

  Brandy Harrington : Whiskers, you kicked hardcore! How did you do that?

  Mr. Whiskers : I have no idea.

• Mr. Whiskers : Can I ask you something?

  Lola Boa : If it's how I pick my nose again, no!

  Mr. Whiskers : Do you guys get a creepy vibe from Arturo?

  Lola Boa : [swooning]  I get dreamy vibes,

  Margo : And handsome vibe.

  Meryl : And a break-me-off-a-piece-of-that vibe

  Mr. Whiskers : Fine, right! I get it. So you don't think there is something evil about him?

  Cheryl : Maybe you don't like him because he is taking your friend away from you.

  Lola Boa : It's been known to happen.

  Margo : Whiskers, relax. It's just one date. Besides, you know what the most important thing is.

  Mr. Whiskers : That Brandy have a good time?

  Margo : No, that he's buff!

  [Arturo] 

  Meryl : I hear that!

  Cheryl : [excited]  Say it, girlfriend

  [as they all laugh] 

  Mr. Whiskers : [deeply beat]  Females.

• Mr. Whiskers : [running, covered in sap]  Brandy, there's something very important I need to tell you about Arturo.

  Brandy Harrington : [annoyed]  Whiskers, I don't want to here it. Remember!

  Mr. Whiskers : He said he was going to take you home to his family.

  Brandy Harrington : Hmm, seems a little early for that, but I'll go with the flow.

• Mr. Whiskers : [getting ready to dive from a cliff]  He, Brandy! Watch me.

  Arturo : [stepping in]  Pardon me, very smelly bunny.

• Mr. Whiskers : [about Arturo]  What's that guy got that I don't got?

  Brandy Harrington : Looks.

  Lola Boa : Personality.

  Cheryl : Charisma.

  Meryl : Class.

  Brandy Harrington : Intelligence.

  Lola Boa : Courage.

  Brandy Harrington : Control of bodily functions.

• Mr. Whiskers : Brandy, I don't like this guy. Something isn't right. I can feel it. Call it my sixth sense.

  [picture of pennies flashes] 

  Mr. Whiskers : Sense, not cents.

  Brandy Harrington : Whiskers, he's hot. You're not. Get over it.

• Arturo : So Brandy, care to join me for a stroll tonight?

  Mr. Whiskers : She's busy!

  Brandy Harrington : [kicks Whiskers away]  I'd love to.

• Mr. Whiskers : Oh Ed, am I the only one who sees how evil this guy is? I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do!

  Ed : Darn sap.

  Mr. Whiskers : [not getting it]  I know, I know. I am a darn sap, but if caring about a friend makes me a sap, than so be it.

• Brandy Harrington : [with them fused together]  Whiskers, get off.

  Mr. Whiskers : I can't. I'm attached.

  Brandy Harrington : Off!

  [runs in circle and stops] 

  Brandy Harrington : What are you doing back there?

  Mr. Whiskers : I'm stuck!

  Brandy Harrington : I can't believe you. I'm supposed to meet Arturo in an hour!

  Mr. Whiskers : That's what I need to tell you. He plans to eat you... Oh boy, I guess that means he'll eat 'us' now.

  Brandy Harrington : Ugh! I'm not listening to this. Good-bye!

  [walks out with him] 

• Brandy Harrington : Sorry I didn't listen to you. You were right. I should've trusted you. That's what being a good friend is all about.

  Mr. Whiskers : Know what else being a good friend is about?

  Brandy Harrington : Taking you to the bathroom again?

  Mr. Whiskers : Bingo!

• Mr. Whiskers : [stuck in the sap]  Gee, this stuff is sticky!

  Elephant : [as a skeleton]  Tell me about it.