Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Squirm (1999)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you!
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Mike Nelson : Hi, folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?
Crow T. Robot : Roger.
Tom Servo : Ramjet.
Mike Nelson : Fire extinguisher?
Tom Servo : Empty.
Crow T. Robot : Shot it off in your face. Next.
Mike Nelson : Okay. Flare gun?
Tom Servo : Did it.
Crow T. Robot : Shot it off in your face. Next.
Mike Nelson : First aid kit?
Tom Servo : Used it to treat your flare burns.
Mike Nelson : Right. Parachute?
Crow T. Robot : Gym class.
Mike Nelson : Life vest?
Tom Servo : Faulty.
Mike Nelson : Ham radio?
Crow T. Robot : Mistook it for an actual ham.
Mike Nelson : There, the Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work?
Tom Servo : Yeah, the toaster over. We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.
Mike Nelson : Oh, OK, well then. We're dead. We'll be right back
Crow T. Robot : Come on, Mike, we're gonna go stick our heads in the towel dispenser.
Tom Servo : Weeee.
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Mike Nelson : [as the title "Squirm" appears on the screen] I don't know why, but okay.
[Mike, Crow, and Servo all squirm around in their seats]