Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Riding with Death (1997)
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo
Quotes
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[as the end credits roll, there is a credit for "story consultant"]
Crow T. Robot : [stunned] Story consultant?
Tom Servo : [as story consultant] Yes, I advise you to hire the most annoying cracker you can find and then slam together two incomprehensible plotlines.
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Sam Casey : I'm coming up on your mudflaps at sixty-seven.
Crow T. Robot : "Coming up on your mudflaps." People have such cute names for sex.
Mike Nelson : My well-oiled chassis is coming up on your backside now.
Tom Servo : My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow T. Robot : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that... sweet honeypot of yours.
Mike Nelson : CROW!
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[a couple of thugs have just attacked Dr. Hale in the parking lot]
Sam Casey : Listen, you got any idea who those turkeys were?
Crow T. Robot : [as Casey] Were they butterballs?
Dr. Hale : We'll get to that after the meeting.
Tom Servo : [as Hale] We'll have a turkey update.
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Crow T. Robot : Let's go to the turkey database...
Tom Servo : www.gobble.com
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Robert Denby : Having a little trouble with your ethics, Leonard?
Leonard Driscoll : None, turkey!
Tom Servo : [as Denby] Well, sit on it, you nerd!
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[Sam Casey is taking a long time to get to his destination]
Tom Servo : Day 3 of his forty-mile trip.
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[according to the end credits, the movie was based on a book by H.G. Wells]
Tom Servo : Not *the* H.G. Wells. Hud Gomer Wells.
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Tom Servo : Hold me closer, Tiny Death!