"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Riding with Death (TV Episode 1997) Poster

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

  • [as the end credits roll, there is a credit for "story consultant"] 

    Crow T. Robot : [stunned]  Story consultant?

    Tom Servo : [as story consultant]  Yes, I advise you to hire the most annoying cracker you can find and then slam together two incomprehensible plotlines.

  • Sam Casey : I'm coming up on your mudflaps at sixty-seven.

    Crow T. Robot : "Coming up on your mudflaps." People have such cute names for sex.

    Mike Nelson : My well-oiled chassis is coming up on your backside now.

    Tom Servo : My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.

    Crow T. Robot : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that... sweet honeypot of yours.

    Mike Nelson : CROW!

  • [a couple of thugs have just attacked Dr. Hale in the parking lot] 

    Sam Casey : Listen, you got any idea who those turkeys were?

    Crow T. Robot : [as Casey]  Were they butterballs?

    Dr. Hale : We'll get to that after the meeting.

    Tom Servo : [as Hale]  We'll have a turkey update.

  • Crow T. Robot : Let's go to the turkey database...

    Tom Servo : www.gobble.com

  • Robert Denby : Having a little trouble with your ethics, Leonard?

    Leonard Driscoll : None, turkey!

    Tom Servo : [as Denby]  Well, sit on it, you nerd!

  • [Sam Casey is taking a long time to get to his destination] 

    Tom Servo : Day 3 of his forty-mile trip.

  • [according to the end credits, the movie was based on a book by H.G. Wells] 

    Tom Servo : Not *the* H.G. Wells. Hud Gomer Wells.

  • Tom Servo : Hold me closer, Tiny Death!

See also

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