Scrubs (TV Series)

My Bright Idea (2006)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Elliot : Dr Cox, I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy. Who do you use?

  Dr. Perry Cox : You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help, but speaking to you would acknowledge your existence, and you don't exist. So I'm going to address the stapler.

  [he leans over a red stapler on the counter] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Hi stapler. The red is killer... By the way, there's a Dr Brownsfield who is just the most wonderful bone guy... What?... What's that, stapler?... Oh, no, she... she's an actual doctor, ah ah...

  Elliot : Neither of you are very funny!

• Turk : Where is Carla?

  Dr. Perry Cox : She just went downstairs. What is all the excitement?

  J.D. : [to Turk]  You tell him. Aw, just wait a mi - OK, you tell him.

  Turk : We're having a baby.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Red states be damned, I'm sure you're going to make great fathers.