The Simpsons (TV Series)
Children of a Lesser Clod (2001)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Gangsta, Carl, Frink, Craig, Apu
Quotes
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[after Homer drove the van into a tree]
Arnie Pie : He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!
Kent Brockman : Arnie, how are the *children*?
Arnie Pie : [irritated] I can't see through *metal*, Kent.
Chief Wiggum : [catching Homer in the act] All right, Fatty. Out of the pipe!
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Homer : [playing basketball] You da man Carl! I believe you can fly!
Carl : You know I'm so sick of peope thinking I'm good at basketball just cause I'm African-American.
Carl : [Carl slam-dunks the ball; breaking the backboard] Go Carl! Go Carl! It's ma birthday! It's ma birthday! 3P you got mail baby!
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[an African American man dressed like a Gangsta rapper stops Bart in the hallway]
Man : Hey, this class is aces. You go from 'slopper' to 'proper' like.
Bart : Cool.
[Rushes into the room where an old lady is teaching an etiquette class]
Old Lady : The proper gentlemen...
Bart : Etiquette class? But the guy outside said...
Old Lady : Are you accusing my husband of *misleading* you? Good gracious. I should bust a cap in your ass.