The Simpsons (TV Series)
The War of the Simpsons (1991)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Gloria
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Quotes
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[Marge and Homer have an argument in the car. Marge turns on the radio]
Marge : When I was young, I always hated knowing my parents were fighting!
[Bart, Lisa and Maggie watch from the house]
Bart : They're fighting in the car again.
Lisa Simpson : That music always sends a chill down my spine.
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[Homer is passed out on the floor as everyone leaves Marge's party]
Julius Hibbert : If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.
Marge : Um, thank you, I will Doctor Hibbert. Thanks for coming.
Julius Hibbert : Remember, I said "if."
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Marge : Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, and that there was no line you could cross that could make me stop loving you. But last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it!
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Marge : [about Homer] It's just that he's so self-centered!
Homer : [covers his face] Buh, wait, oh!
Reverend Lovejoy : Now, Homer...
Marge : He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, both religious and secular. He chews with his mouth open. He gambles. He hangs out in a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes!
Homer : It's true, it's true. It's all true.
[crying]
Reverend Lovejoy : Homer, don't interrupt.
Homer : Sorry.
[stop fake crying]
Marge : He blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle!
Homer : I only did that a couple of times!
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[reaching the end of her list of Homer's flaws]
Marge : He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby. When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises, and when he wakes up, he makes honking noises. Oh, oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it... Oh, no, wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are too long, and yellow.
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Marge : Call this number of Grandpa falls in the bathroom.
[quietly to Bart and Lisa]
Grampa Simpson : I heard that!
